The art of being a Somebody - - Or how to look like you deserve to be rich and famo (Paperback)

This is all you need to know about being a Somebody. You can be on top of the heap without even getting out of bed or pretending to be conscious. Join the elite of modern society and get personal hygiene tips too. This is How to Succeed Without Actually Existing. It's fun, informative and the book may even scare off some common diseases- If it feels like it. A must-read for people who are at risk of coming out of comas.