The Degenerate X-press (Paperback)

Zeke tells his granddaughter, Rose, a story of amusement, adventure and self-discovery from his youth about how he and Kylie fell in love... In the ordinarily quiet town of Woodcock, town serenity shatters one afternoon as Ookie enacts a ground-trembling plan to take over Earth. Zeke takes charge of the mission, after he's expelled from school, and guides the lodies into one of histories most unusual battles. It's up to them to unite with an unworldly ally, Dytchweed, and stop Ookie before the stars and planets align. Will Operation Earth-Shield work? Can the Woodcock lodies stop such powerful dung? Buy the book. Read the tale. Enjoy