From Here To Coocoocachoo - The Search for Yaser Abdel Said: Volume 6 (Paperback)

Bernard Piffy was going home in a rowboat--a failure. He hadn't done any of the things he had set out to do. He had not brought Yaser Abdel Said, the Dallas cabdriver that had murdered his daughters, Sarah and Amina Siad in a fit of Islamic rage, to justice like he had promised the boys at Joe's Bar and Grille and Gun Club, he had not rescued Aisha, he had lost puppy dog and Fatima was dead. He had been arrested as an adult in Egypt by the Muslim Brotherhood. Asma bint Marwan had helped him escape by turning him into a ten-year-old boy. She got him on a cruise ship and one thing led to another. He ended up on a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and was picked up by an Iranian submarine. Mistaken for a girl because of the burqa he was wearing to protect him from the sun, he decided to continue with the disguise. His old enemy Che Guevara was on board; it would be safer. The sub was hijacked by Jihadists. The sub's name was changed to the Yellow Unterseeboot. One thing led to another and the sub blew up in the entrace to the Ionian Sea with heavy loss of life. The child disappeared and the retriever brought the adult back to America where Asma bint Marwan had work for him. The Keepers of the Fleas had inserted a number of the blood-sucking insects from the Prophet's beard into the headscarf Nancy Pelosi had worn when she made her obeisance to Bashar al-Assad in 2007. Bernard Piffy was expected to find the headscarf and any of the fleas that might still be alive. He would have his work cut out for him. Bint Marwan, in the guise of a ten-year-old girl, would greet him and get him pointed in the right direction.