A is for armpit, which smells when your hot, specially great hairy ones. They smell A LOT.
Hi! Salvatore d'Amato here – call me Sal if you must – and I am not writing a diary! I'm writing the best alphabet ever. An alphabet of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.
I'm up to two letters a week, and I reckon it will take me the rest of term to complete my masterpiece. By then I plan to have achieved my Number One ain in life – to find a girlfriend. After all, I'm already twelve, so I can't afford to wait much longer…
"Rhymes, sauciness, letters, irony, comedy, comic characters… a proper little turn-on for boys. A must-buy book."
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A is for armpit, which smells when your hot, specially great hairy ones. They smell A LOT.
Hi! Salvatore d'Amato here – call me Sal if you must – and I am not writing a diary! I'm writing the best alphabet ever. An alphabet of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.
I'm up to two letters a week, and I reckon it will take me the rest of term to complete my masterpiece. By then I plan to have achieved my Number One ain in life – to find a girlfriend. After all, I'm already twelve, so I can't afford to wait much longer…
"Rhymes, sauciness, letters, irony, comedy, comic characters… a proper little turn-on for boys. A must-buy book."
BOOKS FOR KEEPS.
Imprint | HarperCollins Publishers |
Country of origin | United Kingdom |
Release date | February 2001 |
Availability | Expected to ship within 12 - 17 working days |
First published | February 2001 |
Authors | Jean Ure |
Dimensions | 198 x 129 x 10mm (L x W x T) |
Format | Paperback - B-format |
Pages | 160 |
Edition | Reissue |
ISBN-13 | 978-0-00-675150-2 |
Barcode | 9780006751502 |
Categories | |
LSN | 0-00-675150-4 |